blua:
What happens when you pay two monkeys unequally?
how did the person performing the test not bust out laughing okay
(Source: youmightfindyourself)
Darren Criss on the klaine engagement storyline (x)
(Source: andercriss)
If gay people don’t use the phrase “I cant think straight around you” as a pick up line. I feel like we have missed a genuinely great opportunity.
I can tell it, this movie is going to be heartbreaking
Just watch it. Watch all of them. Go pee first.
These make me laugh so hard.
Are you that damn hungry right now
“yeahhh”
one of my main nicknames courtesy of my family is “emmy” and my uncle was like “what if you marry a guy named anthony whose nickname is tony then you’d be emmy and tony”
and then “what if his last name was award”
and then my cousin put in “if you have a son you could name him oscar”
emmy, tony, and oscar award
oh my god
why do i still have to go to school i thought slavery was abolished in 1865
that’s an interesting fact, where’d you learn that?
this was me and the word “facade”
OMG. “Niche,” anyone?
I run into this so often with words that I’ve only ever read, and when it comes time to employ them in a sentence I realize that I actually have no idea how to pronounce it irl.
“rendezvous”
(Source: gruntledandhinged)
why isn’t there a “listen i’m about to marathon this entire series in one day so you can stop playing the theme song and recapping for me” button on netflix and hulu
